Wednesday, May 03, 2006
Men are Happier Because
Below you'll find several reason men tend to be happier people. I received the list from a friend of mine. Feel free to add your own.
No wonder men are happier.
Below you'll find several reason men tend to be happier people. I received the list from a friend of mine. Feel free to add your own.
- What do you expect from such simple creatures?
- Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours.
- Wedding plans take care of themselves.
- Chocolate is just another snack.
- You can be President. You can never be pregnant.
- You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
- You can wear NO shirt to a water park.
- Car mechanics tell you the truth.
- You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this
one is just too icky. - You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
- Same work, more pay. Wrinkles add character.
- Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100.
- People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.
- The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.
- New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
- One mood all the time.
- Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
- You know stuff about tanks.
- A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
- You can open all your own jars.
- You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
- If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.
- Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.
- Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
- You almost never have strap problems in public.
- You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
- Everything on your face stays its original color.
- The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
- You only have to shave your face and neck.
- You can play with toys all your life.
- Your belly usually hides your big hips.
- One wallet and one pair of shoes - one color for all seasons.
- You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.
- You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife.
- You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
- You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in
25 minutes.
No wonder men are happier.
# posted by Ryan : 8:44 AM
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I always liked the idea that my pant size is the same across multiple brands, and the numbers on the label are actually meaningful.
Remember when we went to eBay Live last year and our suitcases were roughly 3'x2'x1' and Jayni's was big enough to hold roughly two dead bodies?
Remember when we went to eBay Live last year and our suitcases were roughly 3'x2'x1' and Jayni's was big enough to hold roughly two dead bodies?
When you start to climb Mt. Hood at 2:00 a.m. on a frigid and excessively windy morning in early May and you have to go to the bathroom on the side of the mountain, you don't have to freeze your butt off. Your toilet paper doesn't blow away while you are trying to use it. I am soooo jealous.
True story.
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True story.
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