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Men are Happier Because

Below you'll find several reason men tend to be happier people. I received the list from a friend of mine. Feel free to add your own.

• What do you expect from such simple creatures?
  
• Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours.
  
• Wedding plans take care of themselves.
  
• Chocolate is just another snack.
  
• You can be President. You can never be pregnant.
  
• You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
  
• You can wear NO shirt to a water park.
  
• Car mechanics tell you the truth.
  
• You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this
  one is just too icky.
  
• You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
  
• Same work, more pay. Wrinkles add character.
  
• Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100.
  
• People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.
  
• The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.
  
• New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
  
• One mood all the time.
  
• Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
  
• You know stuff about tanks.
  
• A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
  
• You can open all your own jars.
  
• You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
  
• If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.
  
• Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.
  
• Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
  
• You almost never have strap problems in public.
  
• You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
  
• Everything on your face stays its original color.
  
• The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
  
• You only have to shave your face and neck.
  
• You can play with toys all your life.
  
• Your belly usually hides your big hips.
  
• One wallet and one pair of shoes - one color for all seasons.
  
• You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.
  
• You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife.
  
• You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
  
• You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in
  25 minutes.
  

No wonder men are happier.